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A Letter To Me On My 36th Birthday
Hey you, Happy birthday, my friend. I wanted to write you a love letter for your birthday because you’ve been feeling a little blue lately. You need to lighten up on yourself, lady. You’re doing the...
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It’s Just Me.
When I was about 19 or so, I went to a music festival called Alternative Nation. It was Australia’s answer to Lullapalooza. Like any self-respecting music festival it was incredibly muddy due to...
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Mrs H talks with a sex therapist….How to regain your mojo.
(source) I have a theory about sex. My theory is that the more bonking you do, the less annoying your partner is (you really ought to be bonking your partner for best effect). Sex is the thread that...
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The secret shame of miscarriage.
Click image to read signs of miscarriage I lost a baby once. I didn’t take it to the supermarket and then forget which trolley was mine and simply walk off pushing another person’s, realising when I...
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Behind the red light… My night in a brothel.
Often prostitutes, or working girls, are portrayed as either drug addicted run-aways or glamorous high-class call girls. The gritty truth of the sex industry is generally somewhere in between. When I...
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I resolve to be more Cuban
I was having a little reminisce recently with my Mama about what she thinks was not only one of her best ever travel experiences, but also sadly she thinks maybe one of her last. She has multiple...
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The stories of our post-baby flesh.
I recently received a Facebook ad in my newsfeed for a brilliant new procedure being offered to mums. It was enticingly titled ‘Australia’s First Mummy Makeover Package.’ The makeover consisted of a...
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After months of a body shape that can only be described as “round”, now I’m at the stage where… The post The Victoria’s Secret Diet appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
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I read something terrifying the other day. I’m not referring to the headline ‘Gay Porn Cannibal Eats Lover’ about… The post School of Porn appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
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One of my biggest fears when I fell pregnant for the second time was whether or not I would… The post Expansion of the Human Heart appeared first on Keeping Up With the Holsbys.
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